Okay, the parody I posted last week wasn’t as well-received as I expected it to be. That said, here, in contrast, is a poem which was just published in Writing Knights Press’s second annual Grand Tournament anthology despite my expectations (I should mention, quickly, that I have ADD myself, which I believe grants me the privilege of shamelessly making fun of it):

The 'Attention Deficit Disordder' Poem (A Poem for Performance)