Alcoholloween

It’s spooky season, and if you’ve been to any of my recent readings, you’ll know that I recently wrote this humorous new Halloween limerick! Enjoy!

Kris Kringle’s Year Off

Season’s greetings!

I actually wrote this Christmas comedy poem off-season, but as you’ll soon realize, that’s not entirely inappropriate. Enjoy!

[The full text is below, but I’ve decided to debut this piece in video format:]

Calamitous Haiku (+ Hessler Contest Video!)

The following haiku looks at a another sociopolitical political issue, violence, using a scientific metaphor:

I hope you found that worthy of contemplation. Now, in contrast, please enjoy this video clip of my comedic performance of “Error” (formerly “Cyberspace Senryū“) in this year’s Hessler Street Fair poetry competition:

A Bit Of Entertainment While You Wait

Progress is being made on recovering my files, but I’m not quite there yet. In the meantime, here are some pieces of poetic humor from across the Web for your enjoyment:

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Texted the raven, "nvrmor."

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 20, 2014

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⇓NSFW⇓

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CLICK TO SEE ALL 25: “Literary Pun Names For Your Cat”
(In my personal opinion, some of the best ones are in the comments on the original post, such as “Margaret Catwood.”)

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Haiku #8

The finalists in Writing Knights Press’s Grand Tournament II have been announced, and I am not one of them. However, there is a positive side to this: I am now free to post the poems here on my blog which were part of my submission! I’ll begin with a humorous haiku: