Alcoholloween

It’s spooky season, and if you’ve been to any of my recent readings, you’ll know that I recently wrote this humorous new Halloween limerick! Enjoy!

Kris Kringle’s Year Off

Season’s greetings!

I actually wrote this Christmas comedy poem off-season, but as you’ll soon realize, that’s not entirely inappropriate. Enjoy!

[The full text is below, but I’ve decided to debut this piece in video format:]

Calamitous Haiku (+ Hessler Contest Video!)

The following haiku looks at a another sociopolitical political issue, violence, using a scientific metaphor:

I hope you found that worthy of contemplation. Now, in contrast, please enjoy this video clip of my comedic performance of “Error” (formerly “Cyberspace Senryū“) in this year’s Hessler Street Fair poetry competition:

The ‘Attention Deficit Disorder’ Poem (A Poem for Performance)

Okay, the parody I posted last week wasn’t as well-received as I expected it to be. That said, here, in contrast, is a poem which was just published in Writing Knights Press’s second annual Grand Tournament anthology despite my expectations (I should mention, quickly, that I have ADD myself, which I believe grants me the privilege of shamelessly making fun of it):